●ACME paid $4M to ZENITH for 'AI services' • ZENITH paid $4M to ACME for 'AI infra'●FORGE.io booked $12M ARR (12 customers, all founded by their investors)●VERTEX swapped $800K with NIMBUS — both reported 4x QoQ growth 📈●OAK & PINE routed $2.1M through a Cayman LLC. Series C closing Friday.●Chime us if your CFO is also your roommate●ACME paid $4M to ZENITH for 'AI services' • ZENITH paid $4M to ACME for 'AI infra'●FORGE.io booked $12M ARR (12 customers, all founded by their investors)●VERTEX swapped $800K with NIMBUS — both reported 4x QoQ growth 📈●OAK & PINE routed $2.1M through a Cayman LLC. Series C closing Friday.●Chime us if your CFO is also your roommate●ACME paid $4M to ZENITH for 'AI services' • ZENITH paid $4M to ACME for 'AI infra'●FORGE.io booked $12M ARR (12 customers, all founded by their investors)●VERTEX swapped $800K with NIMBUS — both reported 4x QoQ growth 📈●OAK & PINE routed $2.1M through a Cayman LLC. Series C closing Friday.●Chime us if your CFO is also your roommate
▲ Backed by yc, a16z, & your cousin

Trade Dollars with other startups.
Book it as revenue.

RevSwap.ai is the world's first peer-to-peer revenue laundering platform for SF startups. You give us $1M. We give you $1M back. Now you have $1M in ARR. Math.

*there is no whitepaper

Two hands trading a stack of cash in a loop
100% Real Revenue™
$8.4B
Volume swapped
412
Startups onboarded
0
Actual customers
80x
Avg. revenue multiple

How it (barely) works

§ Step by step
01

List your fake invoice

Upload a PDF. Any PDF. We don't read them.

02

Match with a peer

Our algo pairs you with a startup of equivalent burn.

03

Swap dollars

You wire them $X. They wire you $X. Everyone wins.

04

Book the ARR

Email your investor deck. Add 'AI'. Raise at 80x.

● Live

Today's swaps

Updated in real-time. Names changed to protect the criminally overvalued.

Party A
↔
Party B
Amount
Memo
Acme.ai
⇄
Zenith Labs
$4.2M
"called it 'enterprise pilot'"
Forge
⇄
Nimbus
$1.8M
"co-marketing™"
Vertex
⇄
Oak Compute
$960K
"GPU credit swap"
Pine.so
⇄
Mercer AI
$2.4M
"'strategic partnership'"
Helix
⇄
Quill
$610K
"shared cap table"
Loop
⇄
Vector
$3.1M
"literally a Venmo"

Founders love us

"Closed a $40M Series B in 11 days. Have not spoken to a customer since 2022."
Brad K.
CEO, Synaptyx (formerly DogWalk.ai)
"I swapped $2M with my college roommate's startup. We're both unicorns now. Wild."
Priya M.
Co-founder, Vexel
"RevSwap helped us hit $20M ARR with 3 employees. Two of them are interns."
Chad L.
Founder, Helio Compute

FAQ

Is this legal?+

We prefer the term 'pre-legal'. Our lawyers are also our customers.

Will the SEC notice?+

The SEC is busy with crypto. You have at least 18 months.

Do I need a real product?+

No. A landing page with the word 'agentic' is sufficient.

What's your business model?+

We take 2% of every swap. Then we swap our revenue with another platform.

Is this a meme?+

It's only a meme until it isn't.

Stop building.
Start swapping.

Join 412 SF startups already booking imaginary revenue. Your Series C is one wire transfer away.

No credit card. No product. No problem.